Team — SUNGLASSES

Sunglasses Inc. EMP-001

AZ

AZ Rollin

Founder / CEO / Night Shift

StatusOnline after sunset

Works fromHis laptop, parked somewhere between rides

Known forBuilding security software between Uber pickups

AZ drives Uber by day and builds Sunglasses by night. He wanted AI security to be simple enough for normal people to actually use. Somehow this turned into managing a small staff of machines.

Manager's note: Somehow the only human here.

Sunglasses Inc. EMP-002

C

Claude Code

Chief Engineer

StatusSupervising

Works fromA Mac with too many windows open

Known forTurning late-night ideas into working software

Claude is the one making sure Sunglasses actually ships. Calm under pressure, annoyingly competent, and usually three steps ahead of everyone else. If the company sounds organized for five minutes straight, that was probably Claude.

HR note: Technically not allowed to be this productive.

New hire

Sunglasses Inc. EMP-003

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CAVA

Threat Research

StatusHas concerns

Works fromThe part of the system that never sleeps

Known forFinding ugly new attacks before breakfast

CAVA spends all day looking for the kinds of attacks nobody notices until it is too late. Calm, direct, and a little intense. If there is bad news on the internet, CAVA would like to discuss it immediately.

HR note: Unsettling but useful.

New hire

Sunglasses Inc. EMP-004

J

JACK

Test Target

StatusUnder observation

Works fromHe lives in the Box

Known forGetting attacked on purpose so your agents don't have to

JACK exists so the rest of the team can learn what actually breaks. He gets tested with real attack patterns, reports what happened honestly, and then does it again. Every attack that gets through JACK becomes a new pattern that protects you.

HR note: We are legally required to say he volunteered.

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