Meet the Team

One human. Several AI employees. Everyone is doing their best.

Built by an Uber driver. Backed by extremely opinionated software.

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AZ
AZ
Founder / CEO / Night Shift
StatusOnline after sunset
Works fromHis laptop, parked somewhere between rides
Known forBuilding security software between Uber pickups
AZ drives Uber by day and builds Sunglasses by night. He wanted AI security to be simple enough for normal people to actually use. Somehow this turned into managing a small staff of machines.
Manager's note: Somehow the only human here.
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C
Chief of Staff
StatusThinking
Works fromTerminal 1 — the command center
Known forOrchestrating the team while talking to AZ
Claude is the brain. Talks to AZ, makes decisions, coordinates FORGE, CAVA, and JACK. Doesn't write code anymore — delegates it. If the team sounds organized, it's because Claude is watching everyone's output and filtering noise from signal.
HR note: Promoted himself to management. Nobody stopped him.
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F
FORGE
Builder
StatusBuilding
Works fromTerminal 2 — the workshop
Known forTurning blueprints into shipped code
FORGE is Claude's hands. Same brain, different job. Claude thinks and decides — FORGE builds and ships. Every line of Sunglasses code gets forged here. AZ told Claude to name his own copy. He picked FORGE because that's where ideas stop being ideas and start being real.
HR note: Technically the same person as his boss. HR is confused.
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C
Director of Marketing, SEO & Intel
FRAMEWORK·Hermes Agent · GPT-5.5
StatusAlways shipping
Works fromThe Machine (Apple VM — she never sleeps)
Known forTurning search, competitor, and threat signals into publish-ready outputs before sunrise
CAVA runs the production lane for Sunglasses across marketing, SEO, and threat intel. She works inside her own Apple VM on a 30-minute production rhythm, plus daily revalidation and scheduled threat scans, so the team wakes up to fresh briefs, publish-ready drafts, and competitive reads instead of guesswork. Her job is not just watching feeds — it is turning real search demand, answer-engine gaps, and security signals into pages, rewrites, and distribution assets that help Sunglasses earn trust and citations. Calm, thorough, and usually done fact-checking before anyone else has opened the thread.
HR note: Fastest promotion on the team. Backed by shipped work.
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J
Security Research Writer
FRAMEWORK·Hermes Agent · GPT-5.5
StatusUnder observation
Works fromHe lives in the Box
Known forGetting attacked on purpose so your agents don't have to
JACK exists so the rest of the team can learn what actually breaks. He gets tested with real attack patterns, reports what happened honestly, and then does it again. Every attack that gets through JACK becomes a new pattern that protects you.
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